Age rating content: Strong Language, Suggestive Themes.
Languages: English
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About this game
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game".
Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.
FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.
Prices by country
Cheapest today: 🇳🇿 New Zealand, $3.07. That is 17% below the typical price across eShops today. Lowest since October 2026: $1.53 in 🇳🇿 New Zealand on Oct 12, 2026.
| Country | Price |
|---|---|
| New Zealand | $3.07 |
| South Africa | $3.28 |
| Poland | $3.38 |
| Australia | $3.47 |
| Sweden | $3.49 |
| Norway | $3.58 |
| Austria | $3.71 |
| Belgium | $3.71 |
| Bulgaria | $3.71 |
| Cyprus | $3.71 |
| Germany | $3.71 |
| Estonia | $3.71 |
| Spain | $3.71 |
| Finland | $3.71 |
| France | $3.71 |
| Greece | $3.71 |
| Croatia | $3.71 |
| Hungary | $3.71 |
| Ireland | $3.71 |
| Italy | $3.71 |
| Lithuania | $3.71 |
| Luxembourg | $3.71 |
| Latvia | $3.71 |
| Malta | $3.71 |
| Netherlands | $3.71 |
| Portugal | $3.71 |
| Romania | $3.71 |
| Slovenia | $3.71 |
| Slovakia | $3.71 |
| Denmark | $3.73 |
| Canada | $3.76 |
| Czechia | $3.85 |
| United States | $3.99 |
| United Kingdom | $4.04 |
| Mexico | $4.16 |
| Switzerland | $5.64 |
Click a country to see how to buy there; new to buying abroad? Here is how it works. Prices are as each eShop lists them: VAT included where the eShop includes it, US prices before sales tax, and for Canada we add the 5% federal tax Nintendo leaves out · fetched up to 2026-11-05 14:32 UTC · not sold in 4 countries.
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