Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
- Age 13+
- 1 player
- Download 534 MB
- Simulation
- Strategy
- Other
- Arcade
Age rating content: Drug and Alcohol Reference, Fantasy Violence, Suggestive Themes.
Languages: English
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About this game
In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters.
You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!
Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.
This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn't know you needed.
Features:
- Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
- Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
- An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
- A loan shark that won't let you pay him back, because he's then legally allowed to shoot you.
- An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator and.
- Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
- The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Prices by country
Cheapest today: 🇧🇷 Brazil, $8.78 (−20%, sale ends Nov 10, 2026). That is 49% below the typical price across eShops today. Lowest price since October 2026, when we started tracking it.
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| Brazil On sale until Nov 10, 2026 | -20% |
| Mexico On sale until Nov 10, 2026 | -20% |
| Peru On sale until Nov 10, 2026 | -20% |
| Colombia On sale until Nov 10, 2026 | -20% |
| Poland On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| New Zealand On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Czechia On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Canada On sale until Nov 10, 2026 | -20% |
| Chile On sale until Nov 10, 2026 | -20% |
| Denmark On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| United States On sale until Nov 10, 2026 | -20% |
| Sweden On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Australia On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Norway On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
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| Austria On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
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| Malta On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Netherlands On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Portugal On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Romania On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Slovenia On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Slovakia On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| United Kingdom On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
| Switzerland On sale until Nov 17, 2026 | -20% |
Click a country to see how to buy there; new to buying abroad? Here is how it works. Prices are as each eShop lists them: VAT included where the eShop includes it, US prices before sales tax, and for Canada we add the 5% federal tax Nintendo leaves out · fetched up to 2026-11-05 14:31 UTC.
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