- Age 13+
- 1 player
- Download 207 MB
- First-Person Shooter
- Shooter
- Adventure
Age rating content: Blood, Violence.
Languages: English
Screenshots
About this game
Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror.
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
Prices by country
Cheapest today: 🇨🇱 Chile, $4.08. That is 45% below the typical price across eShops today. Lowest since October 2026: $2.31 in 🇳🇿 New Zealand on Oct 23, 2026.
| Country | Price |
|---|---|
| Chile | $4.08 |
| Brazil | $4.12 |
| Mexico | $4.60 |
| New Zealand | $4.61 |
| Peru | $4.69 |
| Poland | $5.14 |
| Denmark | $5.16 |
| Czechia | $5.27 |
| Switzerland | $5.29 |
| Australia | $5.32 |
| Colombia | $5.51 |
| South Africa | $5.69 |
| Canada | $6.72 |
| Sweden | $6.98 |
| Norway | $7.15 |
| Austria | $7.46 |
| Belgium | $7.46 |
| Bulgaria | $7.46 |
| Cyprus | $7.46 |
| Germany | $7.46 |
| Estonia | $7.46 |
| Spain | $7.46 |
| Finland | $7.46 |
| France | $7.46 |
| Greece | $7.46 |
| Croatia | $7.46 |
| Hungary | $7.46 |
| Ireland | $7.46 |
| Italy | $7.46 |
| Lithuania | $7.46 |
| Luxembourg | $7.46 |
| Latvia | $7.46 |
| Malta | $7.46 |
| Netherlands | $7.46 |
| Portugal | $7.46 |
| Romania | $7.46 |
| Slovenia | $7.46 |
| Slovakia | $7.46 |
| United Kingdom | $7.95 |
| United States | $7.99 |
Click a country to see how to buy there; new to buying abroad? Here is how it works. Prices are as each eShop lists them: VAT included where the eShop includes it, US prices before sales tax, and for Canada we add the 5% federal tax Nintendo leaves out · fetched up to 2026-11-05 14:32 UTC.
Similar games
Best-rated First-Person Shooter, Shooter and Adventure games, like this one.










